Sunday, April 29, 2018

Daniel Boone TV show lobby card


THE WISDOM OF MINGO: When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.


Tell the truth. Do you have an axe to grind these days?


PARKER PUNS - because we could all use a few laughs every now and then!



What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.

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I told my friend not to get too excited about turning 32, since her birthday party would be so short.

"Why would it be short?" she asked.

I said, "Because it's your thirty-second birthday."
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Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's Law is thinly sliced cabbage.

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Where's the best place to stand in a house to get warm?

In a corner....they're usually 90 degrees.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?

"Put it on my bill."

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A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hey."

The horse replies, "Sure."

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Not only is my new thesaurus terrible...

...it's also terrible.

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I took part in the suntanning Olympics...

...but I only got bronze.

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If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Really, really big hands.

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I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Life is about creating memories with those around you.


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Fearless, loyal, spunky, prankster....what other words would you use to describe Israel Boone?